What phone is every presidential candidate?

A completely scientific look at what phone every candidate would be. You know, if a human could be a phone.

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Joe Biden: iPhone 6 (16GB)

There's nothing exactly wrong with the iPhone 6. It has a nice big screen and a headphone jack. But now it's slow, not compatible with modern apps, and runs out of space constantly. The 6 is also prone to crashing unexpectedly. Time to upgrade.