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Tesla’s voice-shifting Sentry Mode is as creepy as it is gimmicky

Modulating your voice probably isn't going to save your car from being jacked, but it does sound pretty cool.

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Tesla has never shied away from gimmicky product placement or full blown joke feature, but new additions to Sentry Mode have once again pushed boundaries in the automotive inane.

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In case you’re unfamiliar, Sentry Mode is a Tesla feature first introduced in 2019 that allows owners to activate a suite of security measures (video-enabled threat detection, recording, display alarms, and mobile notifications), designed to help keep you abreast of your vehicle remotely.

Recently, however, Tesla has been augmenting Sentry Mode to also include a remote viewing experience that leverages the car’s Autopilot cameras and for newer models equipped have an external speaker, a novel, much creepier, ability...

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Very weird modulated voice messages.

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In theory, this creepy voice modulation would help ward off prospective car jackers, though if Tesla’s preexisting full-blast alarm and flashing lights don’t already do that, it seems unlikely said thieves will be deterred by something you can do with a Nest cam.

Gimmick or not, the feature is currently being rolled out as a part of this year’s 2021.36.8 update and, as we mentioned before, is only available to those Tesla owners with external speakers — A.K.A. models made after 2019. On the bright side, we suspect your Tesla will be safe without fancy modulation.